A local Microphone has been found murdered in Muff, Donegal. Guardai are questioning Donegal Rapper Willy G, Known for his hit song ‘Turf’, The incident is said to have occurred early this morning around 5.30, in the MCs home studio. The microphone was brutally murdered with a barrage of sick multi syllable rhymes, including one punchline referring to ‘Lung Guns’ which would make competitors ‘Catch more slugs than a Beer Trap’ if ‘ Fucked with’. Local residents are distraught, some claiming to have heard the verse that fatally killed the Microphone.
We have obtained footage from the incident which clearly shows the Local MC delivering bars which can only be described as pure fire, viewer discretion is advised, as this is shocking footage and may upset members of the General Public:
Burial Details for the Microphone to be confirmed at a later date, The Hi Fi speakers and the Pop Shield will be accepting donations in Lieu of flowers,, while the Scarlett 2i2 recording interface is holding a wake in the studio tonight.
Local Microphones are warned to be on the look out for any suspicious activity , such as men wearing hoods and possibly carrying rhymebooks. Any Cyphers should be reported to local authorities, and Microphones are encouraged to stay indoors as Willy G is still on the loose.
If you hear any Metaphors or Double Entendres that rhyme, please do not hesitate to inform local Hip Hop Police on 1800-IMABALLBAG
Thanks for reading, this has been a pisstake .
I just dropped the first single off my Debut Album, its called Summertime. Produced by FreshEireMusic, its a feelgood summer jam!
I actually just wrote it last night as part of the Steemit Music League challenge , which is a competition on Steemit where your given a topic each week and you have to come up with a tune for it. In contrast to this feel good song, I have also dropped a twisted dark humored tune below:
Ive been working on a mixtape with London Producer Termite, and I just dropped this weeks Worldwide Jam verse. Its an alternate version of a track on the Mixtape about being Schizophrenic and having a voice in your head dissing you all the time. I try to see the lighter side of a depressing situation and enjoy the humor in the disses!
And last but not least , I have been working on a song about Schizophrenia, taking a look at the stigma surrounding it and the mental health system in Ireland. It could be better I think, I point out Electro Shock Therapy and Psychosurgery ( aka Lobotomy) still happening as something to be concerned about and try to describe the struggle of someone with mental heatlh issues in Ireland today.
The hook was inspired by 50 Cents ‘Many Men (wish death upon me)’.
Thats all for today folks! Thanks for reading/listening.
I have been slacking with the blog posts recently!! This is the first one in ages.
Ive got a collaboration with Termite from London coming soon, Im just in the process of writing it. An album with Steve D too of Fresh Eire Music, and an album with my own beats as well. Ive got a lot of work to do to get this shit together!!
I am still releasing Termite Jam sessions and random shit online, in fact I just won this weeks Jam on Steemit Here.
Heres the vid that won if you wanna have a watch